Notices by selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)

20 is the new 30

Advent Ocasio Codetez

creating a game engine where things can only move to the right.

every time you watch the entire star trek TNG series the crew gets meaner to Data. 5 times around they're laughing at him during poetry recitals. 10 times and they're kicking him like those Boston Dynamics videos

Elon Musk announces holes in rock face shaped just like humans

@zensaiyuki '4 knives'

@zensaiyuki the thing i said does not exist yet

rollerblades implies the existence of a skateboard that has 4 knives instead of wheels

more software should do less

when they say cancel student debt do they mean telling those companies to fuck off or like paying them all that interest money they've been siphoning

There we go, interactive APL repl in the browser

I am trying to edit a big C++ codebase without knowing the first thing about C++ and I feel like Mickey Mouse with those cursed broomsticks

🎵 the best part of waking up,is finding yourself transformed in your bed into a horrible insect.

wait this is basically just a brontosaurus

just imagine it

ok wait imagine a duck with four feet and no wings

you: Mercury's in retrogademe: actually Mercury's in tuna fish

there are four or five websites

ok landlord

AirBnB is just landlord cosplay